Four things that will be explained in far greater detail next week:
What its like to be on Bulgarian TV
The fan experience during a small town soccer match
How Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Jay-Z and 2 liters of paint go together
An explanation of why next year could include Sylvester Stallone
Hope the school year is off to a great start and all those current graduates are watching some quality day-time television.