Peter Pan Paintball

(Actual Conversation. I was saving this for my memoirs, but times change)


Neil
dude
12:27pmTobias
hey homie
12:27pmNeil
never....ever....ever....wear a pair of mini shorts with cut out sides
EVER
i had this dream that you and I were meeting up to go paintball
12:28pmTobias
hahaha
12:28pmNeil
and you showed up absolutely smashed
12:28pmTobias
to go paintballing>

Neil: yea, so we were supposed to meet up to go paintball
me: ok,...
Neil: and then you showed up completely smashed and said that some british dudes got you drunk and made you dress up as peter pan
then you wanted to go buy candy to throw at greg, so you bought hard candies and we found greg in an arcade
me: ...
Neil: he was playing a motor cycle game which i begged to join in as the side car/gun operator man
and Jamie was there playing a rambo game
then otis jumped on my head!
and that woke me up